Wellcome To The Hell!

who what where when eeeeh? From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (58 days old)

hello it me my baby boy is 18 months old now my lovely lady is 8 months pregnant with baby #2 this month we bought a house next year we get married i have the same job but with a better compan… more

IM NOT GOING TO SAY - "I TOLD YOU SO!" From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (257 days old)

but i am going to express it to you how many saw all this mess on the horizon long before it went POP? surely i am not in a huge minority im not going to preach im just going to wish every… more

Dual Nationality (Kind Of) From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (453 days old)

cheering on the UK in the Olympics (of course) but when my lovely girlfriend is Italian (and that also makes my son half Italian): I HAVE NOW BECOME A SUPPORTER OF THE ANGLO/ITALIAN TE… more

DISCOBOD ON TOUR 2008 From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (455 days old)

discobod@msn.com DISCOBOD ON TOUR 2008 MY PART TIME DJING HAS BEEN STEADILY IMPROVING FOR OVER 5 YEARS BASED IN NORTH LONDON I NOW HAVE A PRETTY GOOD MOBILE DJ SYSTEM AVAILABLE FOR WED… more

OLYMPIC MEDAL - THE TRUE STATISTICS......... From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (455 days old)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/olympics_blog/2008/08/everybody-says.html FORGET THE AMERICANS AND CHINESE TALLIES - THIS IS THE TRUE TEST OF OLYMPIC GREATNESS - THE TOTAL OF MEDALS EARNED IN R… more

OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (463 days old)

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/ THE PLANETS OIL RESERVES ARE RUNNING OUT - YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BROTHER LIVES IN TEXAS, AND A FEW OF HIS FRIENDS WORK FOR OIL COMPANIES THEY ALL ST… more

population From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (466 days old)

http://www.geohive.com/charts/population3.aspx while listening to talk radio the other night i heard a caller say that the Global Population increases by approx 1.5 million people per day. when… more

SHAME ON YOU MR (MERCHANT) BANKERS From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (568 days old)

IS IY JUST ME OR IS OUT GOVERNMENT LOOKING AT THE BANK CRISIS FROM THE WRONG ANGLE? I SAY WE SHOULD LET ALL THESE DEFAULTING BANKS CRASH AND BURN (LET THEM BURN IN HELL) AND THEN THE 50 BILL… more

I PREDICT A RIOT - OVER A YEAR AGO....... From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (603 days old)

YOU MAY HAVE READ THAT BEAR STERNS COLLAPSED TODAY YOU MAY OF NOT BEEN TOO WORRIED YOU PROBABLY SAID TO YOURSELF ITS ONLY GONNA EFFECT USA YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN IT IS THE 5TH BIGGEST BANK LE… more

baby is here!!!!! From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (605 days old)

sara and myself are proud to announce the birth of our baby son he was 7lb 10oz (3.5 kilo) and both mother and baby are doing really well will post photos asap...........x… more

GRAND DESIGNS (MORE MONEY THAN SENSE) From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (613 days old)

I WATCH THIS PROGRAM A LOT AND I JUST CLICKED AS TO WHY I DO THIS..... ITS NOT TO ADMIRE THESE AMAZING WASTES OF MONEY (SORRY I MEAN LOVELY HOUSES - COUGH) ITS TO WATCH STOOPID PEOPLE SPENDIN… more

OLD WIVES TALES From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (615 days old)

WENT TO HOSPITAL FOR CHECK UP ON BABY YESTERDAY BABY BOY IS NOW IN THE ENGAGED POSITION - GOOD BUT HE HAS NO PLANS ON COMING OUT YET DUE DATE WAS 4TH AND THEY WILL FORCE INDUCEMENT ON 14T… more

1st sign of baby arrival? From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (620 days old)

my partner was having some strong pains tonight her worries increased when i mentioned i had drunk 9 or 10 beers tonight dont worry honey i will call a cab if tonight is the night (did not h… more

top tune - old 'un but a good 'un From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (621 days old)

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(NOT) 100 INTERESTING THINGS IN MY MIND TODAY From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (623 days old)

1. OUR BABY IS DUE 4TH MARCH - SCARY / EXCITING / WONDERFUL / THRILLING TIME IN MY LIFE 2. WEDNESDAYS ARE NOW GOING TO BE 'NO TV' DAYS - THERE IS NOTHING ON TONIGHT WORTH WATCHING 3. I NEED TO E… more

SLEAZE From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (625 days old)

I AM NOT A PRUDE I AM A NORMAL GUY I LIKE SEEING NAKED WOMEN ETC.........BUT WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IS THE FACT OF EVERY STREET CORNER IN LONDON SEEMS TO HAVE A STRIP CLUB / BAR. WITH TH… more

I AM NOT INSANE (SORRY ABOUT THE REST OF YOU NUTTERS) From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (627 days old)

I HAVE INVENTED A CURE FOR INSANITY (OR GENERAL DEPRESSION) STEP 1 FIND SOMEONE FAIRLY CLOSE TO YOU (WORK COLLEAGUES ARE THE BEST FOR THIS TASK) MAKE SMALL TALK AROUND THE WATER MACHINE OR … more

CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (629 days old)

IN THESE MODERN TIMES WE ARE ALWAYS TOLD TO 'CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MEN' AND GO 'DIRECT'EACH WEEK I WILL EXPLAIN WHICH MIDDLE MEN WE CAN DO WITHOUT IN THIS MODERN WORLD.....1ST UP FOR EVICTION IN THE MIDD… more

bambino From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (740 days old)

my gorgeous girlfriend sara is having my baby!!! 5 months on the way due end of february prob one of the greatest days of my lfe is feeling the little dude kicking life is wonderful (a… more

Northern (Solid As A) Rock From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (789 days old)

hello from a rejuvenated discobod felt compelled to write a blog about the news today for i feel it is of great importance northern rock -NR- get bailed out (all the experts say dont panic) … more

Chapter 2 From MyFirstBook in My First Book (896 days old)

Luckily, possible brain damage didn’t hold me back from obtaining my first job as head of events for a nightclub in central London. This was where I met one of my best friends, Iffe. She was meant… more

Tagged- Seven Random facts about me From MyFirstBook in My First Book (897 days old)

I was tagged by SallyonTour and now I am under obligation to reveal seven personal facts. It hasn't been said out loud, but I'm sure the threat of seven years of bad luck/ no sex/ ingrown toenails ha… more

Chapter 1 From MyFirstBook in My First Book (898 days old)

My name is Alice Simpson and I am an undercover journalist. So undercover, in fact, that nobody (including Men’s Mag and the Daily Gazette) know that this is what I actually do. They think that I’… more

Prologue From MyFirstBook in My First Book (898 days old)

For the last hour and a half, I have been transcribing an interview with the UK’s biggest female porn director. Quite why anyone wanted to talk to her for this long is beyond me. ‘The funniest thi… more

have a bit of a laugh - click below... From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (920 days old)

infectious laughing baby style… more

DUMMIES FOR ALL From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (931 days old)

http://www.babysmiles.co.uk/ check out this really funny website.........lol… more

MY BACK TATTOO From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (938 days old)

ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WAYS TO IMPROVE / ADD TO MY TATTOO?… more

STOLEN FROM PRYDWEN (cos it was good) From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (938 days old)

1. Name a movie you have seen more than 10 times PULP FICTION 2. Name a movie you’ve seen multiple times in the theater HELLRAISER 3. Name an actor who would make you more inclined to see … more

FRIDAY 13TH TRUE FACT From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (943 days old)

ITALIAN AIRLINES MANY YEARS AGO 'REMOVED' (OR SKIPPED) THE ROWS #13 AND #17 FROM ALL THEIR PLANES IN SERVICE. (BECAUSE IN ITALY #17 IS VERY UNLUCKY TOO). NEXT TIME I FLY TO ROME I WILL CH… more

COKEHEADS From discobod in DJ Discobod PLC (943 days old)

GOT INVITED TO A PARTY NOT MUCH OF AN ATMOSPHERE PLACE WAS FULL OF COKEHEADS… more